What is How I Was Dumped?
Breakups happen. How I Was Dumped is a site dedicated to the stories of the poor souls who had their hearts stomped on. Here, they can rant all about how horribly they were dumped and get a few things off their chest. Maybe you take a lesson from their story, get an idea on how to dump someone, or just bask in someone elseâ€™s misery for a change.
What kind of breakup story should I submit to How I Was Dumped?
Any kind of story that makes you want to cry for the person getting dumped. We want the worst of the worst, whether it happened today or a while ago. No â€˜one last kiss in the rain, crying and holding hands until we finally had to part waysâ€™ stuff. You can find that in the romance section of your local video store (if you can still find one).
What if I did the dumping? Can I still submit a story?
Of course you can! Beware, you might not make many friends, but what do you care if you just handed your boyfriend/girlfriend their walking papers?!
I submitted my story. Why donâ€™t I see it?
Well, we all thought the breakup sucked, but it wasnâ€™t so bad. Take a virtual ((hug)) from us and get back out there! Just kidding! We probably just havenâ€™t gotten to your story yet. But donâ€™t worry, we arenâ€™t leaving you in the dust like that jerk ex of yours, weâ€™ll get to it, promiseâ€¦ Well, maybeâ€¦ No, no, we promiseâ€¦ Okay, probably. Donâ€™t blame us, weâ€™ve got commitment issues!