This was a long time ago that I had this horrific date but I just started reading this site and thought people would enjoy this tale.
So I was lonely and looked to the internet for a fun date. I had talked to this guy for a few months on MSN messenger and he seemed really nice and his pic he was kinda over weight but not bad looking so we decided to go to the movies with my friends.
I gave him my address (yes I know this was stupid I realise that now lol. Well my friends and I were in the games room of my house and the door bell rang. My lil sister ran off to answer the door cause she was excited to see this guy. Well next thing I know she was running into my room and just said “kitkat31 hide!!!” Well I didn’t need to be told twice I dropped to the floor and started scooting under my bed.
My friends told me to get up stop being silly but at that point he walked into the room because my mom had seen what my sister did and let him in.
I pretended I was just getting something from under my bed, but omg when I looked at him….it was bad. It became obvious that wasn’t a picture of himself he had sent. No. Infront of me stood a morbidly obese guy, WITH a hunch back! and his eyes were crossed. I was in complete shock.
Well, I decided might as well get this date over with and be nice to him atleast. So we all drove to the movie theatre and he took his own car, I went with my friends and my friend Trevor told me he knew that guy in highschool, everyone called him Lurch since he was so gigantically tall and monster looking :/ I was so embarassed.
My friends asked why on earth was I going on a date with him and I lied and said a friend had hooked us up and they said I should stop being friends with that friend.
At the theatre we went to the concession and I offered to get him some candy because i was getting junior mints but he said no, and we went into the movie. The whole date this guy said nothing else, not another word.
When we got back to my place he finally said “well I guess this isn’t going to work is it?” and I said “uhh no, you lied to me and showed me a fake picture, ontop of that you didn’t say one word during the entire date”.
I walked off and left him standing there. When i got into my house into the living room I looked out just in time to see him peel out on my parents front lawn!!!
The next day I get a chat message on MSN from him telling me he had a great time and wanted to see me again! I said “No you didn’t! and neither did I!! I saw you peel out on my parents fron lawn!” and he lied and said he hadn’t, that’s when i told him I’d seen him do it and then he confessed. I told him to lose my contact information and not to talk to me ever again.
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