I met Anette on a dating website. We had chatted for a few days, and spoke on the phone late one night. We decided to meet up for drinks over the weekend at this new place outside of town. She must have been drinking before she got there, because she was drunk before we had our first round and completely wasted within a couple hours. There was no way I was going to let her drive home in that condition, so I asked her if she wanted a ride home. She outright refused to let me take her home, so I asked her where she wanted me to drop her off. Anette got really touchy feely and asked to come back to my place. I immediately thought the situation was sketchy but didn’t have too many options that late at night. I took her back to my house, where she proceeded to get fully nude in the middle of my living room, go outside and puke in my bushes, then come back in and try every trick she knew to get me to sleep with her. I wanted no part of it because the whole thing just felt really sleazy. There has been a time or two where I have slept with a girl I met at the bar that night, but this girl was so sloppily drunk that it wasn’t worth it. I gave her a blanket and a pillow, sat a glass of water on my coffee table, and asked her one more time if there was anyone I could call for her but she just passed out. The next morning, she was still knocked out on my couch, even though I tried to stay in bed late to give her some time to get herself together. I woke her up and told her that I was getting ready to head out for the day. She mumbled something about calling her friend and asked for my address. About an hour later, her friend Liz shows up to take her back to her car. She gets Anette up from the couch, grabs her stuff, then looks at me and said “sorry about this. She does this kind of stuff pretty often, but she’s married…..Sorry and thanks for taking care of her.” I have never felt such shock and relief all at once. She was just looking to screw around on her husband and had a habit of going home with men she didn’t really know. I closed my door and went to take the longest, hottest shower I could stand.