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Money Changes Everything pt 2: The Idiot Strikes Back!
I had to share this crazy update from my story from yesterday about my boyfriend coming into money and completely changing. Well, I knew he was a fan of the site but I didn’t know how often he visited. As it turns out, he is here almost every day and was not too happy about seeing our story posted. Even though I didn’t use any names or any other identifying information, he is still claiming that I posted the story in attempt to make him look bad (like he doesn’t do that well enough himself. He had his cousin who is in his 8th week of law school (no joke, he just started a law program in January) call me and say that he was my ex-boyfriend’s legal representative, and that if I didn’t remove the story immediately and issue a public apology, then he would file charges against me. I couldn’t help but laugh at those idiots. So instead of issuing that apology as requested, I’m following up my story with all of the idiotic moves you make! YES, YOU! If you were here yesterday, then most likely you’re reading this right now, so no better time than now to say that you are a crazy jealous douche! I wouldn’t apologize to you if my life depended on it!
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While I agree with you not apologizing, they didn’t have any proof it was you before, though now they do. You’re lucky you didn’t use names. I doubt a brand new law student could be someone’s legal advisor, but if you had used names, there is a chance you could have been nailed with libel.
Hey Douchey McDoucherson : Your cousin who is just *barely* in law school CANNOT BE YOUR LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE. One is not allowed to practice law, even for free, unless one has passed the Bar exam and been duly accepted by the Bar Association.
Practicing law without a license can even land your cousin a jail term, and then cous can kiss the dreams of a career in law a sweet goodbye.
Idiot.
That’s really funny. Idiots. Aren’t you glad you got away when you did?
File charges…for what exactly? If you want to be a complete bitch you should contact the law program the cousin attends, and notify them what their students are doing in their spare time. Accredited programs don’t like to be associated with idiots. The cousin may find himself dragged into a very unpleasant meeting where he is put in the hot seat explaining why he is writing letters posing as a lawyer and issuing threats.
That would make this story even funnier!
Hah, I didn’t even think of what Carrie and twisty are suggesting, but go for it, OP.
It was probably for libel/slander, Carrie, but they’re probably just blowing smoke since she didn’t use names, they cannot prove it was her. That’s just my thought. But as twisty said, people cannot be legal advisors unless they have passed the bar.
Haha wow. Y’all have issues.
Hey fucktard ex and OP, if you are reading this, here’s a few things you should know:
1.)It cannot be libel/slander if the statements are true. OP, I would also mention how he has a small dick as well. Go look up the “small dick rule.” Basically, if you also include nasty statements about the person such as having a small dick, it is harder to have that be slander, because the person you are slandering must then also admit that he has a small dick. You could also use pedophile, rapist, pervert to describe that person, because then then slander is against “Small dick, pedophile, rapist ex.” Ex-boyfriend must now admit that he has a small dick, is a pedophile, and a rapist in order to claim that the slander is against him. Do you have a small dick ex-boyfriend??
2.) You must prove the statements are about you. Very hard without naming full names, and locations to be honest. I have no clue who you are, and no way to find you, but if I did, I would definitely not shed a tear if your genitals rotted off.
3.) The slander must have caused you harm. So exactly what harm have you gotten from an anonymous story posted about you on this website? Have you lost your job? Lost money? Gotten death threats? Can you prove without a shadow of a doubt that it is from this anonymous story on the internet and not your public actions?
4.)Based on your actions, you already have a terrible reputation. You cannot suffer from libel/slander if you already suck at life and everyone knows it.
Go forth and spend your money on your lavish lifestyle that you won’t be able to afford in 3 years. Like someone said, you will have it sucked away by some smart fake implant bimbo that knows how to manipulate you with mouth hugs. Fuckwits like you are a dime a dozen.
I thought you ere quite mature about this whole thing in your last post.
Now, after reading this? Not so much.
You go girl
As funny as I think all this is, I really don’t want to be updated every day with homeboys asinine ways. Kinda wanna read new stories here. May I suggest a blog?
When I was going to paralegal school the very first thing they taught us, on the very first day of school, the very first thing out of their mouth was:
Offer no legal advice. Offer no legal opinion. Offer no legal ANYTHING.
I’m pretty sure it’s even more engrained in law students.
Your ex can’t do anything to you. As far as his “threats” go, I wouldn’t worry about them even a little bit.
Sounds like a case “little” man syndrome.
PS – twisty – I was MIA for a few days. I am so sorry to hear about Mr. Coffee. I know it was a tragic loss for you. I could read your pain quite clearly on Friday. (read: full on bitch..(it was awesome)) I’m happy that you have found someone new to fill the void in your heart. Surprisingly you still have some bitch left in you. I’m thinking it must be a tribute to the old Mr. Coffee.
He would be so proud.
As for me, I’m just a bitch all the time. I make no excuses.
Bitches unite!
LOL
Oh Brattus, I AM a bitch pretty much alllll the time. I have to make a conscious effort to dial it back! Mr. Coffee and his rich delicious hot beverages make me LESS bitchy…temporarily.
Compound this by the fact that caffeine helps control my migraines, Mr. Coffee becomes quite vital to my day.
Now back to the OP… you know, it *might* almost be worth it to post your ex’s REAL name and dick size. Say, “Horatio has a tiny penis”… let him and his “lawyer” take you to court for libel/slander. He would have to prove that statement false. I.E.: He would HAVE to drop trou to prove you lied.
**If he willingly drops trou in court, judge and jury could possibly feel inspired to point and laugh.
** If he’s unwilling to drop trou to prove his wee-wee size, that’s almost as good as an admission of micro-penis.
It would almost *have* to be drop-trousering to give proof, because pictures or video are too easily photoshopped or edited.
LMAO!!!
And I’m also gonna point out here sweet cheeks that you knew exactly what you were doin when you posted this story. You didn’t know how often he visited but you knew he frequented the site. I’m gonna hit you with a good old fashioned Laqueshia “Mmmhmm”. Kinda makes me question what exactly you wanted to happen here. You obviously got his attention…and a lame attempt at him to get back at you. What are you wanting out of this? If you’re over it and just gonna move on, why post the story for him to see? Hun-bun…he’s got jingaling in his pocket temporarily, he doesn’t care about his ex who doesn’t conform to what he wants. So really…what WAS the point in all this? Trying to stay on the radar? Puh lease!! Girl bye!!
OP, I think I’ll call you Carly, and what shall we call the boyfriend, Wayne? Yes, that sounds about right.
You’re so vain, you probably think this post is about you, don’t you…
Dammit Woman CEASE & DESIST RIGHT NOW! CEASE & DESIST! CEASE & DESIST!
That was me trying to sound all lawyery and what not. NOW MAKE ME A DAMN SAMMICH!
WTF Mookie? A fuckin sammich? Seriously.
No mouth hugs? I feel so..I dunno. Let down. Bewildered. It’s like the world doesn’t make sense anymore as I know it.
I’m going to recommend to James that he reject the OP’s Lunar Colony application. Too much drama.
Brattus, I too was dismayed to see that The Mook neglected to demand mouth-huggage. Oh the times, oh the mores!
Due to the tales of a failed coffee machine, I’m happy to report that I was able to drag myself out of bed early enough to make myself a giant pot of coffee before heading out to work. Course don’t be believing that feltercarb about a 12 cup coffee machine, I only got two cups out of it!
Oh, and OP, you’ve won. Congrats. Now find someone new that’s better. Course, it won’t be hard to find someone better, so make sure that you’re looking for much better.
Oh, and to cement your win, ignore him. Now he wants to get a rise out of you, so just ignore him. Nothing spells revenge like going on with your life and having a wonderful time.
Hooray for the anonymity of the internet
BTW my capcha was question everything ! 
LOL
The hell….
No new story? Do we need to create our own brand of fun today?
A viritual “spin the bottle”?
Who wants to go first?
I too am disappointed that we don’t have a new story today.
WTF, HIWD???
Of course if it’s just another installment of “Shallow Noveau-Riche Douchebag” by Bitter Drama-Queen Ex, I’m ok with skipping that.
You Spin the Bottle first, Brattus… ‘course it might be more fun if some others show up. Much as I love ya, a 2-person game of Spin the Bottle gets boring pretty quickly LOL
Haaaaaaaaaaaay giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl!!!
Nobody cares what you think bunny, you old hag
Coco quick! Cover up!! Your douche is showing!!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, Tunes!
Is this turning into an all-girl Spin the Bottle Game?
I think the boys are spying on us for cheap thrills.
I think James is still thinking about that calendar…
Grr. I was looking forward to a new story. How am I supposed to be entertained now?
I think James and Mookie need to dance for us, Magic Mike style~!
Pixie, I guess we have to make our own entertainment today…
I’m wondering which one of us commenters is the OP refering to? No new story today? dafuq?
Bleh, that means homework for me. I need to do it, but don’t want to.
I agree, I think James and Mook need to dance sexy for us.
Sorry. They had nerve to make me do some work. WTF?
OK…so this isn’t a break up story but I just remembered a fucked up thing I did when I was a little kid.
TRUE STORY
I was about six or seven and one of my brothers friends, about 10 or 11 was being a real dick to me. Talking shit and hitting me. So I did the only thing I could think of to get back at him. I asked him if he wanted some lemonade. He, thinking he was superior to me, said yes. So I took my sassy ass into the house, got a glass, peed in it, put ice it and gave it to him.
He drank it.
I laughed.
He was not amused. He cried like a little bitch and went home.
For some reason none of my brothers little friends ever fucked with me again.
You know what the most disappointing part of Magic Mike was? They didn’t even bother to change the formula of the movie. A group of strippers oppressed by their boss band together to get out of the biz and find a better life. I don’t know what I expected, but you could have simply had women instead of men and it would have been the exact same lame story line–but with boobies and maybe mouth-hugs.
There, are you happy?
I won’t be happy until you dance for me, Magic Mookie!
Brattus, you are my hero-girl! I’d say you have Brass Balls, but we know how ultra-fem you are, so I’ll just say you have Big Brass Bosoms. I wish I had thought of something like that when I was a kid.
Lol brattus!! Sad thing is if that happened today there would be some serious shit hitting the fan. Parents get very bent out of shape when their perfect angels get what’s coming to them.
My kid was playing at this play place at the mall back at Christmas and there was a little girl there. He kept trying to take over the drivers seat where she was playing so I get up and make him share and stay around for a little bit to make sure he didn’t try to take it again. They play a minute and she goes off somewhere else and he starts driving again. This little girl goes up to this other kid who had a goody bag from seeing Santa and she snatches it out of this kids hand and runs off. The mom catches her and literally had to pry her little hands off that bag to give back to this kid. Well she runs off after her mom takes it and she starts sliding down this banister they have to some stairs. So he goes over and starts doing that too. My kid is like half way down the banister when this little girl decides she wants on right behind him. My child tells her to move and she takes off screaming. She comes over to where I’m sitting and throws herself down on the floor and has a shit fit. Her mom comes over and picks her up and looks at me and says “I’m sorry baby that some parents dont teach their kids to share…it’s a good thing you do.” And walks away. She caught me off guard with that one. I didn’t say anything back to her, but the mom whose kids goody bag got taken away looked at me and said “Her kid knows how to share?” So we laugh and it’s whatever. A few days before we moved I took G there again to play, when we walked in to the play place there was a dad going the fuck off on this mom about her kid. I just looked at her and smiled and she left immediately.
Some people think their kids are just perfect and don’t need to be disciplined and that they are never in the wrong these days. I know my kid ain’t perfect and if he’s in the wrong I make him apologize. But I’m not gonna make him share a banister when he’s slid half way down. Sorry. Parents just don’t hold their kids accountable anymore and it’s sad.
I dunno why I went off on that parenting rant. My little man also has walking pneumonia and I can’t get his meds in him. I have cried a lot today.
I hope your kid gets better soon, Tunes.
My parents taught me well. I never threw a tantrum in public because I knew they wouldn’t stand for it (they never spanked me or anything, I think I was just scared at the idea of disappointing them or making them angry, especially my dad because he can be frightening when he’s mad). I hope I don’t have a devil child when I have kids, but even if I do, I’ll make sure to teach them between right and wrong, as you’re doing Tunes.
I think part of the problem too is having children is so glamourized now that people who aren’t mature enough to have babies are popping them out. Not necessarily teenagers, though there are a bunch of those having kids too, but just people in general who don’t fully understand the consequences of having a child.
I also think our new place is haunted. G slept in and of course I did (thank god) but woke up to a door being slammed. My husband was long gone and I got up to check on kiddo and he was still passed out. I googled and there was a death but it doesn’t say what unit.
Tunes, I hope your little guy feels better soon…pneumonia is awful.
Now for sheer self-entertainment purposes, since you refer to your son a “G”, I hereby dubbeth him “Gilgamesh”… if I do that to OP’s that refer to people by a first initial, I’m gonna do it to you too!
Omg!!! I never thought of that!!! His real name is Graysen but my phone hates how we spell it and tries to change it so he’s just become G lol. Thanks guys…hope he gets better too. This medicine stuff is stressing me out. He won’t take it and I keep trying different things and no go. I’m scared I’m gonna run out of medicine soon. And our insurance lapses for two weeks cause of the new job. Just stressed something will happen.
I too hope your kid gets better soon Tunes. Mine’s been sick for over 2 weeks now, but its just a mild cold. I also always use an initial for her name when typing…it’s a name I made up based on old English so of course I have the same spelling issues.
Hope she gets to feeling better Lotus. This is the sickest we have all ever been. Multiple stomach bugs, bronchitis, walking pneumonia, it just goes on. I’m over the sickness.
Sorry about your kids, Tunes and Lotus. I can’t imagine that kind of worry.
I’m hoping that he’s getting enough antibiotic here and there to count as a dosage. Momma’s stressed to the max right now.
What’s her name, lotus? Spellcheck hates my name because it’s a Welsh name, Nerhys. Pronounced like the male name Rhys (or Reese, if you will) but with a Ne- in front of it making it female. (technically spelled incorrectly, but only because the nurse took away the paper with my parents’ name ideas on it before they filled out what my name was and threw in the “h” for good measure. The “proper” spelling is Nerys and pronounced “Neris”, but I like my name better).
Spellcheck has an option to add a “new” word to the dictionary… I ended up doing that because Spellcheck kept telling me I was spelling my own last name wrong. A relatively COMMON last name. Rosen. Just “Rose with an -n on the end”.
It’s also funny how many people manage to mispronounce Rose-N . LOL
That proves I am the only one here with a clean vagina.
Smelt like mush
Shouldn’t had a woosh
Told her to stop
And take a doosh
Once she did that
I didn’t want the cat
So, I bailed out
And never came back
According to three 6 mafia that’d be a negative.
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