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And They Break Up a Month Later
I was dating this guy for a while. I thought we were happy, but he said we needed a break. I said ok, and we both dated other people for a little while. Then we get back together, and I find out that the entire time we’ve been together, he’s had another girlfriend and she’s pregnant. How did I find out? She posted on his Facebook “You know that girl who’s been stalking you? She needs to stop lying, because I know you would never cheat on me.” They broke up one month later because she found one of my bra’s at his house. The result was more Facebook drama, my only post was; “Haven’t you figured this out yet? When you steal your girlfriends bra it bites you in the ass later.”
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Whatever.
Nobody cares, unless of course your bra size is larger then DD–if that’s the case, we should talk.
Like, O!M!G!!!, total drama! Let’s hash it alllll out on Facebook and inflict our drama on everyone else!
Hope it wasnt your only bra, or you could come down with a bad case of tittenfloppen.
True story, my bra cups are large enough for someone to wear them as a helmet.
I’m sorry OP, but any break up that plays out of Facebook gets no sympathy from me.
One thing that would piss me off…You steal one of my bras, I’m kickin’ the ever loving shit out of you. I pay about $60 for them 36 D’s and If you steal any of them, I will drag you by your short curlies to Fredericks to get me another one.
I pay close to $100 for my 32 G’s, Brattus, and that’s a cheap one. And yes, my boobs are all natural and not made of silicon
(though there are days I hate them and wish I was a member of the itty bitty titty committee).
As for the story, are you 12, OP?
Pixie – so we’re on the same page. We will kill any bastard that tries to steal our bras, yes? Finding a place that fits tata’s correctly is hard enough but the cost is ridiculous. You size has got to be next to impossible to find.
Mookie – pick your mouth up off the floor and stop drooling.
D’s, G’s, and helmets? Holy mammary mountains, Batman! My mental picture of the female commentators on this site have has taken a decidedly Penthouseish direction.
I would kill someone if they took my bras, those things are expensive.
Lol, yes, Brattus. Death to anyone who tries to steal my bras. I really only can find my size at specialty stores that import from Europe.
I’m just a plain ol’ 36C. Average but still perky for my age!
So even though I can get my bras cheaper for being an average size, I would still beat the piss out of anyone stealing them because, well… thieves SUCK. And bra-thieves are just creepy.
Holy Cannoli, Pixie… I hope you have extra-strength bras for your equestrian shows!! Those bad-girls would HURT if not properly supported!
Is there a “female commenters of HIWD” calendar in the works?
Ohhh Twisty! Me, too! Since neither of us had kids we both still have perky ones! YAY US!
LOL
James, dear… I can’t speak for the other ladies, but as for me, my bewbs might still be perky but the rest of the body isn’t calendar-worthy. Trust me on this. Maybe if I start working out…lol
Bah, Solve Media is on a Procter&Gamble product kick. Gimme something else to work with, SM!!!
Lol twisty, don’t worry, I strap them in good.
Pixie – I feel your pain! I’m only an E though but same deal about having to pay lot’s in specialty stores. Clothes are fun to shop for as well, yes?
Brattus, you still arent talking to me. I posted an explanation the other day.
Clothes shopping is the devil incarnate.
James…I am not ignoring you. LOL I didn’t even see your explanation. I’ll go back and read it tomorrow.
My boobs and I are off to a staff meeting.
44F to G depending on the maker. BOSOM BUDDIES ASSEMBLE!!!
Twisty,
I’m a 40C, so I also get to enjoy the perkiness too yay!
I don’t envy anyone with D and up, they look like a permanent backache even with good support.
However, YAY for perky bewbages!(Sorry, it’s just one of my favorite things for some reason…)
Does that make me a freak of nature?
How I missed this yesterday I don’t know
Pixie…with your name I have always pictured you as a tiny and petite person. Now I picture you as tiny and petite and about to topple over lol. I’m a 40 D but could not imagine having to strap those G girls in…mine get in the way enough as it is!
Although when I did hair, when my guy customers would come in I would wear lower cut tops and give a complimentary shampoo after each cut. The scalp massage plus the view…I got decent tips from them lol. And when I worked at the beauty supply store the barbers were the worst. I would be in mid conversation with them and their eyes would wonder down. One guy was so obvious about it that I ducked down to make eye contact with him while never stopping my speech on these clippers lol. I used to have a tshirt that said “Hey! I’m up here!” It always got a lot of laughs.
I like this calendar idea….
I just wanna see my woman Chub as Ms. December!
Brattus I picture you as a July girl. Pixie as April. Twisty as June. I could be totally wrong tho.
Sweet, I get to wear the dirty Mrs. Claus costume. I’m thinking red corset, with black garters, bent over the coffee table acting as if I am placing cookies down for Santa, with an ample cleavage view. Maybe even a nipple slip.
For July, Brattus will be wearing the star nipple pasties with a glitter thong and a statue of liberty crown, bent backwards as if in ecstasy while fireworks are shot off in the background.
For April, Pixie will be doing a daring side boob view, out in the woods during a downpour, held tilted back as if she just got down throwing her wet hair out of the way.
For June, Twisty will be doing a sexy picnic scene, where she is wearing a daisy duke outfit and she is pouring lemonade down the front of her shirt.
I think Tunes would make an excellent February. We will have her dressed up as a slutty cupid, with her butt pointed towards us and the rest of her body turned around as if she is blowing a kiss to us. The possibilities are endless!!!
I really think this could work!
Oh how you ladies tease me.
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